Who want to adopt this potato?
"Please meet Peanut, she is a very sweet girl that is looking for a new forever home. Here is her story from her Mom: "Peanut flew into my backyard about 20 years ago and has been with me ever since. She steps up and once she warms up to you, loves to be smothered with kisses, petting, and gently massaging around her beak." Her Mom feeds her a good varied diet but is moving and can’t take her, so Peanut needs a great birdie family to adopt her. Are you her new family? Please send me a message if you want to be! She lives here in So Florida."
Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]
elephants are fucking awesome.
enjoying a tube
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
*looks behind me*
the song santa baby is literally about wanting to fuck santa claus and we still listen to it every holiday season what the fuck